…for ice cream (unless you are dairy-free). It is summer, and in the summer many of us like enjoy the occasional cone. And after a few too many trips to the parlor, I have realized how predictable flavor choices are to the people who buy them.
A 100%* accurate list of ice cream flavors and the type of person who buys each.
*in my opinion
Bubble Gum/ Cotton Candy: any child, or any adult who doesn’t mind blue teeth.
Maple Pecan: any old person (aka my dad, my grandma). I don’t understand what part of this ice cream they like so much… the artificial maple or the soggy nut-chunks?
Moose Tracks: a Canadian classic. the type of person I want to be around (also my favorite).
Cookies and Cream: You know what you like and stick to it.
Cookie Dough: an ice cream connoisseur, willing to take risks, as no cookie dough ice cream is alike.
Strawberry, Vanilla, Chocolate: the ol’ faithful, indecisive fall back. When in doubt, go plain.
Rocky Road/ Heavenly Hash: you are a little nuts, but you have a soft side.
Tiger Tail: I am a lover of all ice creams. That being said, I don’t consider this disgrace an ice cream. So tiger tail is to me what Trump is to the world.
Soft Serve: boo, boring. This person either has no teeth or is extremely uninteresting. Exhibit A:
Gelato: oh you are cultured aren’t you.
What type of ice cream do you like?