Brittany’s Rules to Live By

I was feeling pretty inspirational when I wrote this blog post. As if this would be the most innovative and actually helpful blog post I will probably ever write. Over the years I have collected many wisdomous pieces of information from family and friends and decided to compile them in one pro-tip blog post.


  1. Never  cut your own bangs.

  2. If you want something from someone, ask for something bigger first.
  3. Make your bed every morning and reap that sense of accomplishment for the rest of the  day.
  4. If you don’t want to do something, do it badly the first time. It worked for cutting the grass at home!
  5. Adulting is best tackled through the buddy system, so grab your bestie and cry about things like credit scores and taxes together.
  6. Never crack eggs directly into the other ingredients whilst cooking.
  7. Food is *statistically better with sauce on it.                                                                       *And by statistically I mean “In my opinion”
  8. Moderation is key. Except with ice cream, more is always better.
  9. If all other advice follow “fish”- Fuck It, Shit Happens.

 

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