I promised myself I would never make this post because it would be extremely harsh and probably make some people mad at me. However, recently I have really started to appreciate the good friends I have in my life, that being said it is been my task to weed out my bad friends while I am at it. This post started months ago and I have now complied a list of ways to know you are in a bad friendship through the (real) events that have happened to me. This post isn’t to say I don’t have any good friends but I have definitely had my fair share of bad ones.
1. your house is only a prep site before they go to see their current slice. (and not pizza slice)
7. this one is superficial but it comes in two parts:
a. always asks you to take their picture with all your friends but never wants one with you or you in the group picture
b. very worried about their online presence so they don’t post any pictures with you
“we just aren’t those friends” “the friends who have factual evidence that we are friends??”
I must stop because I am starting to get angry for revenge and that could be dangerous.
In the end there is only one way to deal with these friends…
burn their house down.