How To: Be Awful at Writing a Blog

How To: Be Awful at Writing a Blog

I mean, it is really a skill set that not many can have. I feel that I am contently leaving this thing to run itself and showing up after being MIA for long periods of time, but seriously this time I had an excuse (kinda). When I was home for Easter I accidentally grabbed my moms laptop instead of mine (we have the same one) so instead of even attempting to write and find pictures and save stuff to her computer I just took a week off and focused on school and my trip. So I decided I would make a list of ways to help any potential blog writers be bad at their craft, you’re welcome in advance.
1. Leave you computer 3 hours away.
yolo
2. Write half blog posts and leave them and hope that the blog elves will come and finish them for you.
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3. Only write in uppercase letters. BECAUSE WHO DOESN’T WANT TO FEEL LIKE THEY ARE BEING YELLED AT.
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4. Only talk about the same things over and over in each of your posts. People like consistency.
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5. Don’t post often, once or twice a month should be good.
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6. Write you blog ideas on napkins, because there is no way you could lose those.
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7. Live somewhere with little to no wifi.
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8. Procrastinate your procrastination. Pick up a textbook and do some work.
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*me right now
9. Talk smack. Especially when everyone you know reads your blog, it helps keep the view count low, just how you like it.
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10. Exhaust your genius in the first couple months.
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Anyways guess I should study some more. See ya’ll in another amount of time for another sub-par post about something unimportant.
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