How To: Survive Day Drinking

How To: Survive Day Drinking

1. Pace yourself, you don’t want to be these people:
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2. Ask others to serve you, “get me a beer”…. it works.
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3. Wear appropriate footwear ****
I can’t stress that one enough, if you are wear sandals and you are outside in the cold or the mud, you will regret everything.
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4. go places where you dont know people, because drunk impressions on classmates are never great.
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5. Bring cash, having no money looks like this:
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6. Hydrate.
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7. And eat.
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8. Calm the attitude. Day drinking can make anyone crabby but don’t take it out on strangers.
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9. Do your drinking at a kegger, it’s cheap and fun!
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10. Stay with your friends, the goal is to survive.
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11. Or better yet don’t go at all.
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12. Take a nap instead.
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13. Or be like me and ditch for pho.
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Hope that helps…idk.
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These facts are tried and true, from yesterday, as i am still alive today. 🙂

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