How To: Survive the Flu

How To: Survive the Flu

Yes, you read that right, I have the frickin’ flu. I hate being sick, and worst of all is that I am sick at school with my parents over 300 km away. Therefore, not only am I sick but who is going to take care of me? 😥 Why do bad things happen to good people? #realtalk I figured since I am stuck in bed I might as well document my survival tips for the hell that is influenza.

1. Hydration.

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2. Curl into a burrito on the floor and play into how sick you are.

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Or if you are a normal person, a bed would work too.

3.Take drugs, obviously the legal, prescribed ones.

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4. Cold showers, to help wipe away that inevitable sweaty-feverish feeling.

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5. Watch movies. Personally I prefer Disney films. They bring out my inner home-from-school sick feeling.

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6. Listen to music, I added some playlists for your enjoyment:

– for the self-pity type who like Ed Sheeran (my type of people):

– for the let’s-kick-this-colds-butt type:

7. ENDLESS NAPS

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8. Eat all the food.

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9. Puke up all the food.

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10. Having no recollection of any of your actions due to the cold medicine.

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But in all honesty, you don’t care because your sick.

That’s it! Any longer and I would probably start repeating myself, due to the lack of sleep and pills.

Brittany out.

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